Pigs are flying - someone has organised winter kit so far in advance you'll actually have it before winter! All through our partner Pedalare!

Get on to the Pedalare SDCC store here to order some before these glorious 20 degree mornings convert back to single digits.

The new kit will have the following features:

• Improved aerodynamics through modern ventrodynamics provides a net increase in drag‑nullification and converts any aero-resistance into a wind-supporting agent.

• Through embedded thermo-circuitry, it will provide modernised homogenised data flows allowing direct integration with common fitness platforms such as Strava, Training Peaks and MapMyRide.

• Through synthetic R&D performance testing, the new kit initiates a spontaneous surge in Glyco‑Adaptive Flux Regulation, a metabolic process that amplifies sub‑muscular fuel transference and prevents premature Bonk‑Threshold Collapse