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Rider of the month

Dan 'The Man' Simpson

Strengths

  • Rides incredibly well for a bloke that drags 300w worth of leg hair and aero losses around 

  • Plays chess not checkers, routinely joins the Swans Wednesday ride in Swanbourne after the pelo has used 80% of its energy

  • Is not a dickhead

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Weaknesses

  • Rivalled only by Chicchini for body hair to skin per square inch count

  • Steve's hill

  • Insists on the sport of soccer being called 'football'

  • ​​Logs 480m walks on strava

Coffee Choice

Skinny milk macchiato with extra foam 

What's next?

Simmo has gone from strength to strength over the course of 12 months with the most consistent training pattern since Mitch Clarke signed up to Stevie Halls program. We expect race wins and nothing less. 

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